Algra Moonshot Program Develops fault

A faulty ringpull on a can of Fanta orange has delayed Algra Enterprises plc's planned research probe to the moon.

The take off, planned for 08.00 hours on Saturday, was called off at the last second, amidst tremendous excitement at Cape Canaveral, Florida, when it was discovered that the offending item, a ringpull from a rusty can of sugary drink was to blame for blowing the space shuttle apart as it stood on the launchpad.

As parts of the shuttle were blown some 800 miles in all directions, ALGRA International are pleased to confirm that the can has been recovered and is subject to extensive tests in our Streatham laboratory, although the pilots and crew are still missing.

The can, forming an integral part of the shuttle's hydraulic system, was found to be at fault and repeatedly kicked around the laboratory, as this has cost Algra's space program an estimated £960,000,000,000 in lost revenue and is expected to have severe repercussions on the worlds financial markets, particularly sugar beet and coco-pops.

The shuttle was due to reach the moon at 09.35 on Sunday morning GMT, with a view to establishing a permanent base on the far side of the moon. Speaking before the explosion which earned his status as 'first man launched into space without a protective suit or spaceraft', Commander Ed Scratcher, 48, a retired plumber from Bognor, said he was delighted at being selected for this mission from a list of candidates, including a NASA pilot, a Woolworths check out girl and a one legged gorilla called Harry

'It was Algras' inaugural flight', said Mr Scratcher, a keen gardener. 'Establishing a permanent base on the moon would've created strong bonds between the worlds cultures and there would have been peace everywhere'. Now there are just pieces everywhere, but at least we found the tin of Fanta.

Algra International Reveals Royal Honeymoon Location !!

We can reveal that Prince William and Princess Catherine are honeymooning in Torquay !!
Yes it's true, the Royals are staying at the top notch Hotel The Imperial in Torquay and expected to relax by visiting remote locations such as Bohemia and The Clock Tower Pub.
"The Prince is a fan of HMV and Hawkins Bazaar" said a royal Aide so the couple are expected to shop on Fleet Street during their stay.

The Couple arrived yesterday and are expected to move on to The Langstone Cliff Hotel, Dawlish next Wednesday.

Keep checking here for the latest royal movements !!