A new health warning has been issued today from medical officials against rapid white correction fluid abuse. "The nasal area becomes faded and white, causing a bad impression with work colleagues" said head of government hospitals Prof. Blanc Eraser. "Also there are side effects known in the industry as white finger and white drippy stains" announced the Albino professor. 
Law enforcement have introduced a crackdown on rapid white correction fluid abusers "We can shine a special 20 kW torch into the faces of unsuspecting party goers. The tipp-ex can be seen around the nose, mouth and ear areas." said Head of the metropolitan police Poorl Condom. "Anyone who has been tested will know about it due to the badly burnt face and instant blindness caused by the 20 kW torch".
Law enforcement have introduced a crackdown on rapid white correction fluid abusers "We can shine a special 20 kW torch into the faces of unsuspecting party goers. The tipp-ex can be seen around the nose, mouth and ear areas." said Head of the metropolitan police Poorl Condom. "Anyone who has been tested will know about it due to the badly burnt face and instant blindness caused by the 20 kW torch".
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