Practitioners, scientists and drug companies today have revealed the 100% proof cure for Swine Flu.
Wine, Beer and Spirits have been revealed as the one stop cure that will see the survival of the human race.
“I find a Shiraz does the trick” said entomologist Herman Drunk “although if the virus has taken grip one must take a higher dose of the antiviral solution”.
The cure is thought to have some minor side effects “a headache (migraine if you’re a woman) or sickness has been experienced.” Said Lorrenzo Vino, Chemist at Boots, Oxford Street “If high doses of the antiviral solution are taken in the afternoon or early evening then there are some significant money loss effects normally constituting of Kebabs, night club entrance fees and cab journeys”. The government’s health minister is excited by the news “It is important that we all protect ourselves from this killer disease, make mine a Pint” said Andy Burnem MP.
Wine, Beer and Spirits have been revealed as the one stop cure that will see the survival of the human race.
“I find a Shiraz does the trick” said entomologist Herman Drunk “although if the virus has taken grip one must take a higher dose of the antiviral solution”.
The cure is thought to have some minor side effects “a headache (migraine if you’re a woman) or sickness has been experienced.” Said Lorrenzo Vino, Chemist at Boots, Oxford Street “If high doses of the antiviral solution are taken in the afternoon or early evening then there are some significant money loss effects normally constituting of Kebabs, night club entrance fees and cab journeys”. The government’s health minister is excited by the news “It is important that we all protect ourselves from this killer disease, make mine a Pint” said Andy Burnem MP.
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